Wow... what a joke. First off, I'm a scientist and do most of my (admittedly not very intensive) data analysis on my mac mini. But I also do a lot of grant writing and a lot of traveling. I want the rMB for grant writing on the go, to be able to show data slides to people while i'm traveling, and for basic internet usage. I could get a macbook air, and I'm decided between the two. I'm leaning more towards the rMB because of it's light weight design and better screen and since I don't really need the extra processing power of the MBA.
Secondly, you should really know what a word means before you use it. Unisex means suitable for BOTH sexes.
Reminds me of the discussions a few years back with the iPhone 3 series... Guys were concerned that people would think they were Gay if they used a white iphone.
I told them to just wrap it in duct tape and make it look like it was trashed and taped together... Problem solved
It's also great for anti theft. Especially if you get some good engine grease worked Into the tape.