So what's the worst thing you've ever walked in on?
Imagine the 2nd to worse thing you can possibly think of... that's what I saw!
Imagine the 2nd to worse thing you can possibly think of... that's what I saw!
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The worst thing you've ever walked in on?
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mgargan1 said:
mgargan1 said:
I wish that was the "2nd to worse" thing I could imagine walking in on.
OK... look at one of your hands, with the palm facing towards you. Looking? Good. Now, curl your fingers in toward the palm, with the thumb being last. OK... Keep your hand in that position, and now turn your arm such that your palm is now facing away from you. Ready? That's called a fist.. now, move your fist back and forth away and towards you. Finally, apply this motion to the surface of a door, touching it on every motion forward towards the door. You hear that? That's called a "knock"... to avoid repeats of the quoted event, I suggest you use that more often.mgargan1 said:
Thank God you took that into a direction other than the one I was afraid of when I started reading your post.stonyc said:
What's the only thing worse than walking in on your girlfriend's parents having sex?
Your girlfriend's dad walking in while you're having sex with his daughter - who, like yourself, wasn't even out of high school at the time.
Strangely, however, he shut the door and walked out. Of course we were so shocked and not sure what was about to happen, that we didn't continue.
Later that evening, her parents gave her a 'talk'.
What did they do/say to me?
Starting giving me gas money whenever I came over, and took me out to ice cream.
No lie. And till this day, I never have figured that out.
The day after it happened, I was sooo worried about going over...I thought her dad was going to rip me apart. I didn't have butterflies in my stomache...I had pterradactyls.
When I got there, they took me out for ice cream, didn't say a word about it, and after me driving 1 hour to see her a couple times a week for the last year, they decided that day to start giving me gas money whenever I came over.
Beat's the heck out of me...lol
Your girlfriend's dad walking in while you're having sex with his daughter - who, like yourself, wasn't even out of high school at the time.
Strangely, however, he shut the door and walked out. Of course we were so shocked and not sure what was about to happen, that we didn't continue.
Later that evening, her parents gave her a 'talk'.
What did they do/say to me?
Starting giving me gas money whenever I came over, and took me out to ice cream.
No lie. And till this day, I never have figured that out.
The day after it happened, I was sooo worried about going over...I thought her dad was going to rip me apart. I didn't have butterflies in my stomache...I had pterradactyls.
When I got there, they took me out for ice cream, didn't say a word about it, and after me driving 1 hour to see her a couple times a week for the last year, they decided that day to start giving me gas money whenever I came over.
Beat's the heck out of me...lol
It's hard to say, not having seen mgargan1's mom.Lacero said:It wouldn't be so bad if I suffered from an oedipus complex.
Oh, my... I'm going to leave this thread alone.
There are a lot of practice rooms at my school.
a little bigger than a closet
each with a piano inside
I hate practice rooms (they all smell funny) but they wouldn't let me practice in the hall way that day, so... I opened the door and turned on the light (I should have KNOWN that the light was off and I shouldn't have gone in!)
...ON THE PIANO.
JUST...
PEOPLE... getting it ON... ON THE PIANO...
...I practiced outside that day.
a little bigger than a closet
each with a piano inside
I hate practice rooms (they all smell funny) but they wouldn't let me practice in the hall way that day, so... I opened the door and turned on the light (I should have KNOWN that the light was off and I shouldn't have gone in!)
...ON THE PIANO.
JUST...
PEOPLE... getting it ON... ON THE PIANO...
...I practiced outside that day.
Make sure you don't ever take a UV lamp in there, either.jsw said:Well, at least you know know why all the rooms smell funny.
clayj said:Make sure you don't ever take a UV lamp in there, either.
!!
Don't make me want to cry
I HAVE TO PLAY THOSE PIANOS SOMETIMES.
*puts a pair of gloves in her purse*
stonyc said:OK... look at one of your hands, with the palm facing towards you. Looking? Good. Now, curl your fingers in toward the palm, with the thumb being last. OK... Keep your hand in that position, and now turn your arm such that your palm is now facing away from you. Ready? That's called a fist.. now, move your fist back and forth away and towards you. Finally, apply this motion to the surface of a door, touching it on every motion forward towards the door. You hear that? That's called a "knock"... to avoid repeats of the quoted event, I suggest you use that more often.
I didn't think she was home, and I was getting some toothpaste out of her bathroom. Okay, lets here other people's so I can get this out of my mind...
and about those pics... if any camera were to have those pics on there, i would have to melt the camera and its film/memory card!
Don't worry. People never have sex on the keys in school. Too noisy.katie ta achoo said:
I'd bring a towel for the bench, though....
My friends mom being penetrated on one side, and a toy on the other. And she wasn't good looking.
What is it with single moms in the medical field being whores?!
What is it with single moms in the medical field being whores?!
jsw said:
No.
They have no shame.
oh no.. oh no... nonono...
I'm gonna clean all the pianos tomorrow.
It's bad enough they're out of tune, but.. Eww! Grossssss...
/that's why you play viola or violin
//can't make it on top of that
///HA!