Onizuka said:My friends mom being penetrated on one side, and a toy on the other. And she wasn't good looking.
What is it with single moms in the medical field being whores?!
Oooh! Nurse s3xx0r
Onizuka said:My friends mom being penetrated on one side, and a toy on the other. And she wasn't good looking.
What is it with single moms in the medical field being whores?!
The ice cream to cool your ardour, the petrol money for you to hit the road ???Josh said:When I got there, they took me out for ice cream, didn't say a word about it, and after me driving 1 hour to see her a couple times a week for the last year, they decided that day to start giving me gas money whenever I came over.
Beat's the heck out of me...lol
HAHAHAH. *stops, looks around* Nobody else thought that was funny? Can't really think of anything that horrid that I have 'walked in on.' Oh, okay... a very intense demo of one aspect of alternative lifestyles. Um, it's a lot to do w/ power play and humiliation but it is done between two consenting adults but it doesn't make it any easier for those unaccustomed (such as myself) to view. Don't think the details are appropriate for the forums though.Grey Beard said:The ice cream to cool your ardour, the petrol money for you to hit the road ???
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Grey Beard said:The ice cream to cool your ardour, the petrol money for you to hit the road ???
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Ice cream to give him strength, gas money so he'd come around more, as it were. They wanted to be young grandparents.Grey Beard said:The ice cream to cool your ardour, the petrol money for you to hit the road ???
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Dang, and just a little too late to post here.mgargan1 said:I walked in on my mom trimming a certain part of her body... ***shudder***
Haha, that'd be funny... scary part is that my bf's mom is thinking that way!jsw said:Ice cream to give him strength, gas money so he'd come around more, as it were. They wanted to be young grandparents.
Well, hey, enjoy the ice cream! And the pickles later on....devilot76 said:Haha, that'd be funny... scary part is that my bf's mom is thinking that way!
Grey Beard said:The ice cream to cool your ardour, the petrol money for you to hit the road ???
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Are you sure they weren't hoping for a 4-way?leekohler said:I walked in on my roommate having a threeway on the living room floor. I told them the bedroom was down the hall.
emw said:Are you sure they weren't hoping for a 4-way?
Lacero said:Hmmm... two things come to mind. Either your room mate was engaged in beastiality or shagging a 'shapely' girl. If the latter, I would be traumatized too.
You know the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is using a feather,
Perverted is using the whole chicken...
??watcher2001 said:I walked in on my room mate while he was "hogging it" (If you have to ask, you don't wanna know).. I was traumatized...
mgargan1 said:I walked in on my mom trimming a certain part of her body... ***shudder***
leftbanke7 said:Hey, we fatties need the lovin' too!
katie ta achoo said:
watcher2001 said:Don't get me wrong.. I am overweight myself. but there is a line between fat and "just plain wrong". To say the woman my room mate was with was a little fat would be like saying the pope is a little religious... This woman had to weigh in at 350 or better and was 5'4" if that.
sprstu said:worst thing walked in on... when I was in 7th grade I found my little brother using my toothbrush on the dogs teeth. He didnt think I would notice. I never did ask if it was the first time or not...
katie ta achoo said:No.
They have no shame.
oh no.. oh no... nonono...
I'm gonna clean all the pianos tomorrow.
It's bad enough they're out of tune, but.. Eww! Grossssss...
/that's why you play viola or violin
//can't make it on top of that
///HA!