The worst thing you've ever walked in on?

[dubbz]

My friends mom being penetrated on one side, and a toy on the other. And she wasn't good looking.

What is it with single moms in the medical field being whores?!

Oooh! Nurse s3xx0r 😀

 

[JesseJames]

So you weren't struck blind. You'll be fine. Scarred for life but fine.

 

[Grey Beard]

Gelato and gas

When I got there, they took me out for ice cream, didn't say a word about it, and after me driving 1 hour to see her a couple times a week for the last year, they decided that day to start giving me gas money whenever I came over.

Beat's the heck out of me...lol

The ice cream to cool your ardour, the petrol money for you to hit the road ???
Grey Beard

 

[devilot]

The ice cream to cool your ardour, the petrol money for you to hit the road ???
Grey Beard

HAHAHAH. *stops, looks around* Nobody else thought that was funny? 😱 Can't really think of anything that horrid that I have 'walked in on.' Oh, okay... a very intense demo of one aspect of alternative lifestyles. Um, it's a lot to do w/ power play and humiliation but it is done between two consenting adults but it doesn't make it any easier for those unaccustomed (such as myself) to view. Don't think the details are appropriate for the forums though. 😱

 

[Josh]

The ice cream to cool your ardour, the petrol money for you to hit the road ???
Grey Beard

LOL....perhaps.

That very well could have been it.

 

[jsw]

The ice cream to cool your ardour, the petrol money for you to hit the road ???
Grey Beard

Ice cream to give him strength, gas money so he'd come around more, as it were. They wanted to be young grandparents.

 

[emw]

I walked in on my mom trimming a certain part of her body... ***shudder***

Dang, and just a little too late to post here.

 

[devilot]

Ice cream to give him strength, gas money so he'd come around more, as it were. They wanted to be young grandparents.

Haha, that'd be funny... scary part is that my bf's mom is thinking that way! 😱

 

[jsw]

Haha, that'd be funny... scary part is that my bf's mom is thinking that way! 😱

Well, hey, enjoy the ice cream! And the pickles later on....

 

[dogsbody]

Or alternatively...

The ice cream to cool your ardour, the petrol money for you to hit the road ???
Grey Beard

The ice-cream to say 'don't worry, we're "cool"...' and "petrol money" to use for appropriate protection when "fuelling" your passion... 😉

 

[leekohler]

I walked in on my roommate having a threeway on the living room floor. 😱 I told them the bedroom was down the hall. 🙂

 

[emw]

I walked in on my roommate having a threeway on the living room floor. 😱 I told them the bedroom was down the hall. 🙂

Are you sure they weren't hoping for a 4-way? 😉

 

[watcher2001]

I walked in on my room mate while he was "hogging it" (If you have to ask, you don't wanna know).. I was traumatized...

 

[Lacero]

Hmmm... two things come to mind. Either your room mate was engaged in beastiality or shagging a 'shapely' girl. 😱 If the latter, I would be traumatized too. 😉

 

[leekohler]

Are you sure they weren't hoping for a 4-way? 😉

Yuck- they were nasty. 😛 And no, I'm not sure. You could be right.

 

[watcher2001]

Hmmm... two things come to mind. Either your room mate was engaged in beastiality or shagging a 'shapely' girl. 😱 If the latter, I would be traumatized too. 😉

Yes, it was the latter.. However the former would probably scar as well.. Reminds me of the old joke.

You know the difference between kinky and perverted?


Kinky is using a feather,

Perverted is using the whole chicken...

 

[leftbanke7]

Hey, we fatties need the lovin' too!

 

[katie ta achoo]

I walked in on my room mate while he was "hogging it" (If you have to ask, you don't wanna know).. I was traumatized...

??
That?
😕 😕

 

[sprstu]

worst thing walked in on... when I was in 7th grade I found my little brother using my toothbrush on the dogs teeth. He didnt think I would notice. I never did ask if it was the first time or not...

 

[iDM]

I walked in on my mom trimming a certain part of her body... ***shudder***

I would of gouged out my eyes or jumped out of the nearest window.....possibly both

 

[watcher2001]

Hey, we fatties need the lovin' too!

Don't get me wrong.. I am overweight myself. but there is a line between fat and "just plain wrong". To say the woman my room mate was with was a little fat would be like saying the pope is a little religious... This woman had to weigh in at 350 or better and was 5'4" if that.

??
That?
😕 😕

Yes... That...

 

[leftbanke7]

Don't get me wrong.. I am overweight myself. but there is a line between fat and "just plain wrong". To say the woman my room mate was with was a little fat would be like saying the pope is a little religious... This woman had to weigh in at 350 or better and was 5'4" if that.

Hey, just more of her to love...lol. Yeah, I could see how that, in the eyes of somebody not expecting it, would cause some mental issues.

 

[dogsbody]

Although (luckily) I didn't walk in on them, I once shouted and hammered on my next-door neighbours door at Uni because I thought she was having an asthma attack....

Sure you already figured out that it was rather naïve of me....she wasn't alone.

At least I was right about her having breathing difficulties though.

 

[XNine]

worst thing walked in on... when I was in 7th grade I found my little brother using my toothbrush on the dogs teeth. He didnt think I would notice. I never did ask if it was the first time or not...

Hey, it should be the dog that was offended! Dogs have cleaner mouth's than humans...unless your dog was prone to eating his own feces...then I dunno if I could handle that.

 

[iDM]

No.
They have no shame.

oh no.. oh no... nonono...

I'm gonna clean all the pianos tomorrow.

It's bad enough they're out of tune, but.. Eww! Grossssss...

/that's why you play viola or violin
//can't make it on top of that
///HA!

Oh on the contrary ma'am, trust me.