The worst thing you've ever walked in on?

mgargan1

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So what's the worst thing you've ever walked in on?

Imagine the 2nd to worse thing you can possibly think of... that's what I saw!
 

Lacero

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If you mean my parents having sex, no, I didn't find it disgusting at all.

The worst thing for me... hmmm... I can't think of one. I live a pretty sheltered life. :eek: :D I am scared of motorcycles, for crying out loud.
 

darkwing

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mgargan1 said:
So what's the worst thing you've ever walked in on?

Imagine the 2nd to worse thing you can possibly think of... that's what I saw!
My ex's roommate walked in on us when we were having h0t s3x0r lolol. I must have looked pretty bad to her.
 

jsw

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mgargan1 said:
So what's the worst thing you've ever walked in on?

Imagine the 2nd to worse thing you can possibly think of... that's what I saw!
mgargan1 said:
I walked in on my mom trimming a certain part of her body... ***shudder***
I wish that was the "2nd to worse" thing I could imagine walking in on.
 

Lacero

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mgargan1 said:
I walked in on my mom trimming a certain part of her body... ***shudder***
It wouldn't be so bad if I suffered from an oedipus complex. :D

Ok, that was TMI
 

stonyc

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mgargan1 said:
I walked in on my mom trimming a certain part of her body... ***shudder***
OK... look at one of your hands, with the palm facing towards you. Looking? Good. Now, curl your fingers in toward the palm, with the thumb being last. OK... Keep your hand in that position, and now turn your arm such that your palm is now facing away from you. Ready? That's called a fist.. now, move your fist back and forth away and towards you. Finally, apply this motion to the surface of a door, touching it on every motion forward towards the door. You hear that? That's called a "knock"... to avoid repeats of the quoted event, I suggest you use that more often. :D
 

jsw

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stonyc said:
OK... look at one of your hands, with the palm facing towards you. Looking? Good.
....
Thank God you took that into a direction other than the one I was afraid of when I started reading your post.
 

Josh

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What's the only thing worse than walking in on your girlfriend's parents having sex?

Your girlfriend's dad walking in while you're having sex with his daughter - who, like yourself, wasn't even out of high school at the time.

Strangely, however, he shut the door and walked out. Of course we were so shocked and not sure what was about to happen, that we didn't continue.

Later that evening, her parents gave her a 'talk'.

What did they do/say to me?

Starting giving me gas money whenever I came over, and took me out to ice cream.

No lie. And till this day, I never have figured that out.

The day after it happened, I was sooo worried about going over...I thought her dad was going to rip me apart. I didn't have butterflies in my stomache...I had pterradactyls.

When I got there, they took me out for ice cream, didn't say a word about it, and after me driving 1 hour to see her a couple times a week for the last year, they decided that day to start giving me gas money whenever I came over.

Beat's the heck out of me...lol
 

jsw

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Lacero said:
It wouldn't be so bad if I suffered from an oedipus complex. :D
It's hard to say, not having seen mgargan1's mom.

Oh, my... I'm going to leave this thread alone.
 

katie ta achoo

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There are a lot of practice rooms at my school.
a little bigger than a closet
each with a piano inside

I hate practice rooms (they all smell funny) but they wouldn't let me practice in the hall way that day, so... I opened the door and turned on the light (I should have KNOWN that the light was off and I shouldn't have gone in!)

...ON THE PIANO.

JUST...
PEOPLE... getting it ON... ON THE PIANO...

...I practiced outside that day.
 

jsw

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katie ta achoo said:
There are a lot of practice rooms at my school.
a little bigger than a closet
each with a piano inside

I hate practice rooms (they all smell funny) but they wouldn't let me practice in the hall way that day, so... I opened the door and turned on the light (I should have KNOWN that the light was off and I shouldn't have gone in!)

...ON THE PIANO.

JUST...
PEOPLE... getting it ON... ON THE PIANO...

...I practiced outside that day.
Well, at least you know know why all the rooms smell funny. ;)
 

stonyc

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jsw said:
Well, at least you know know why all the rooms smell funny. ;)
:eek: That also does answer the question of why some of the keys stick...

AHHHH! OK, enough... staying away from this thread, now! :)
 

mgargan1

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stonyc said:
OK... look at one of your hands, with the palm facing towards you. Looking? Good. Now, curl your fingers in toward the palm, with the thumb being last. OK... Keep your hand in that position, and now turn your arm such that your palm is now facing away from you. Ready? That's called a fist.. now, move your fist back and forth away and towards you. Finally, apply this motion to the surface of a door, touching it on every motion forward towards the door. You hear that? That's called a "knock"... to avoid repeats of the quoted event, I suggest you use that more often. :D
I didn't think she was home, and I was getting some toothpaste out of her bathroom. Okay, lets here other people's so I can get this out of my mind...

and about those pics... if any camera were to have those pics on there, i would have to melt the camera and its film/memory card!
 

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katie ta achoo said:
!!
Don't make me want to cry

I HAVE TO PLAY THOSE PIANOS SOMETIMES.

*puts a pair of gloves in her purse*
Don't worry. People never have sex on the keys in school. Too noisy.

I'd bring a towel for the bench, though....
 

katie ta achoo

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jsw said:
Don't worry. People never have sex on the keys in school. Too noisy.

I'd bring a towel for the bench, though....

No.
They have no shame.

oh no.. oh no... nonono...

I'm gonna clean all the pianos tomorrow.

It's bad enough they're out of tune, but.. Eww! Grossssss...

/that's why you play viola or violin
//can't make it on top of that
///HA!