Indeed your Lordship – will they never learn? And as for clubs being 'too big' to go down, exactly the same thing was said about Leeds and Forest – and neither of them has made their way back up yet.
Anyway, the season is over – in England and Scotland, at least. As such, it's time for us to take stock of the 2008-09 season and how our teams have fared. Let's hear what you think about how your club has done this campaign...
Which was your team's best performance this season?
I'd say it would have to be the league match at the Emirates. The mighty Arsenal out-thought, out-played and out-sung by little old us.
And which was your team's worst?
The first half away at Manchester City is generally reckoned to be our most turgid display of the campaign. I wasn't there in person, but... ugh.
Overall, who has been your team's best player?
I said Michael Turner last year, I'll go with him again this time. Our only ever present this year, a composed figure in our defence who has also chipped in with some important goals.
Which player have you seen who – realistically – you'd like your side to sign this summer?
I've obviously seen some very impressive players over the past year, but the chances of us making a summer transfer swoop for Ronado, Vidic and Torres seem a tad unlikely. Of those who are 'at our level', as it were, I was hugely impressed with Bolton's Jussi Jääskeläinen. I genuinely reckon we would have won both league fixtures were it not for the fleet-handed Finn.
For those of you who attend matches, which is the best ground you've visited this season – other than your own, of course?
The Emirates – a splendid ground in every aspect apart from the very quiet home fans. The concession stands on the concourse are very possibly the friendliest and most efficient I've ever come across.
What was your most memorable moment of the season?
A toss-up between the win at the Emirates, and one minute after the final whistle yesterday when news filtered through that Newcastle had failed to get anything at Villa, thus ensuring our top flight status. Hurrah!
Overall, do you rate this season as being a success or failure for your team?
The second half of the season certainly wasn't pretty, but our brief was to stay up and we did it – albeit only just. As such, you have to consider it a highly successful campaign. The fact that we enjoyed our best run in the FA Cup in my lifetime and upset the odious Piers Morgan in the process are plus points, too.
