Hmm. Michael Owen. Hmm.
I really don't know what to make of this. On the one hand... well, it's
Michael Owen, and he's not exactly a bad larker, is he? But on the other hand, I think of the injuries, the loss of one of his key attributes – his pace – and I think of the disinterested, pale imitation of a once great player who faced City last season. Hmm.
Do the finances put me off? Well, not hugely. One of the Sunday red tops reported yesterday – for what it's worth – that we'd offer him a one year contract on £40,000 a week, with a £20,000 appearance fee and £10,000 per goal scored. It's a fair bit of money, but when you consider he'd be a free transfer and as such wouldn't cost us anything to sign, then those numbers don't look
quite so bad. Hmm.
There's also the PR aspect, which can't be ignored. Owen would easily be our most famous player, the publicity and commercial possibilities are factors that I'm sure the Chairman is more than aware of. Hmm.
His Lordship mentions his goal tally for last season. He actually scored eight goals in the league, from 28 appearances – giving him an average of a goal every 3.5 games. However, it should be pointed out that our top League goalscorer was Geovanni, who also only scored eight from 32 starts – and he's a midfielder, our top striker was Marlon King with 5 goals from 19 League starts. So he's not exactly a lot worse than what we already have in the striking department. Hmm.
The thing is, Owen is the sort of player who thrives on others creating chances – flick ons, through balls, that sort of thing. As it stands we don't really create those sort of opportunities, hence our strikers' poor return last season. If we can address this major problem, and can keep Owen fit, then he has a chance of scoring goals for us. But there's no guarantee of that. Hmm.
So, no – I really don't know what to make of the possibility of us signing him.
I'll say this, mind. Nearly eleven years ago I watched Owen effortlessly waltz his way through the Argentine defence and score arguably the goal of the 1998 World Cup finals – and never did it even cross my mind that one day he might be on the verge of signing for the Tigers. Even more so, I certainly never thought I might actually question the wisdom of such a transfer.
Hmm.