The likes of Chelsea and Manchester City will no doubt be sending their scouts around (he's probably too old for Wenger to make a move), but they're too late – a Dutch club have already
signed him up on a ten year contract!
It should be said though that it's not another extreme example of a club trying to snap up ever younger talent – it's only a 'symbolic' contract that he's signed with his local team VVV Venlo, done in good humour as a bit of a publicity stunt. Mind, a look at said contract reveals he's already a better writer than most Premier League players...
Anyway, more important matters – problem chanting. There are lines that shouldn't be crossed, and chants that reference incidents where people have lost their lives are just as distasteful as racist ones. Part of the problem is that supporters of one club will claim that the chants directed at them by another set of fans justify their own – Manchester United's Hillsborough chants and Liverpool's Munich references being cases in point. These chants aren't clever, and they certainly aren't funny.
I got tickets to USA v Mexico in a World Cup qualifier a couple years ago... one drunken moron behind me who periodically shouted abuse at the Mexicans, occasionally crossing the line into racist remarks.
There are a couple of guys who sit not too far from us who aren't averse to some quite crass comments, in particular when we're playing a team from a part of the country with a large Asian population – so cue them trying to start songs about said town's love for Taliban and Osama Bin Laden. I don't know which is the sadder sight, their bigoted behaviour or the fact that one of them takes their son along, who gazes up at his father in awe as he starts up another song.
Both myself and Mrs Cake – and others around us – have reported him to the stewards before, but to no avail. More than once though a burly gentleman in the row behind him has advised him to sit down and shut up, which tends to do the trick...
As for players diving, haranguing officials in groups, and all that – they do it for one very simple reason. It works. We've all seen players win penalties or get an opponent sent off through simulation – they get what they want, and they get away with it. We've all seen players crowding referees and snarling in their faces until they get a decision awarded or even changed in their favour – once again, they get away with it. The worst culprits are the 'big' teams, officials sometimes seem in complete awe of their star players and they get away with murder at times.
So long as players are able to benefit from these tactics, we're going to carry on seeing them happen. So clamp down on simulation, and if players crowding a ref don't retreat after a warning, book them. Once players start seeing red for these tactics, they might start to learn. All we need is for the authorities to grow a set of balls and have the courage to carry through with clamping down on players overstepping the line.
So, don't go holding your breath or owt.