Oh well, having just moved to New York I guess I'll have to jump on the Yankees bandwagon
You wouldn't be the first, or the last on that bandwagon. The wheels have to be reinforced with titanium to support the weight of all the front-running, non-New Yorkers.
Well, I have no fingernails left. I'm looking forward to being put out of my misery, one way or the other.
I'd also like to put a bloody horse head in John Lackey's bed.