My iPhone broke (unresponsive area of the multi-touch screen) this weekend, so I have to send it to Apple for repair tomorrow. I thought I'd include a little note with my package. It's purpose is for humor, and I don't expect a response, but here's what I wrote:
Dear AppleCare employee,
Thank you for your attention to my malfunctioning, 2 month old (and now obsolete) 4GB iPhone. It has been very good to me and was worth every penny that I scrounged up to be able to afford it. Its sad to know that after such a short amount of time, Apple has corporately devalued my beloved iPhone by $200, but in my eyes, its priceless.
If, after slaving away over my precious device, you come to the realization that it just cant be repaired, I would be willing to accept a brand new 8GB iPhone to replace it, despite the fact that its worth $100 less than what I paid for mine. Its a sacrifice, but I will be flexible for the sake of my favorite brand, Apple.
Thank you kindly for your assistance.
😛