They need to be as light as a magazine. That is the holy grail.
Exactly which magazine? I can think of about 50 of them that weigh 2-3x what an Air weighs.
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The OP is being ridiculous in sayings its not an issue for him. Its an issue for everyone...
Learn the difference between "issue" and "present". It may be present for everyone, but that doesn't mean it's an issue for everyone, or that everyone has the problem to the same degree.
Also maybe investigate the definition of ridiculous. The OP's post was calm and informative. Your's however...