As not only an iPad non-believer, but an iPhone-is-an-inferior-product-made-popular-by-pop-culture fanatic, (especially the original one, 3G has been out HOW long? Yet this miracle device doesn't even support it?? This was supposed to be an internet enhanced device, yet they stuck a dial up modem on a powermac!) I was in your same place. Then the iPhone 4 came out and I ate my words, crapped them out, and ate them again. Then bought an iPhone 4.
THEN the iPad, well, I, like everyone else was sucked into thinking it was trying to be a laptop replacement. Then I watch Steve Jobs announce it and he really did a nice job of putting it in perspective.
The thing is, it's not a personal computer. That's what personal computers are for. It's also not a laptop, that's what laptops are for. It's also not a netbook, nor does it attempt to be a netbook. It's like apples and oranges. A netbook IS just a smaller, underpowered laptop. The iPad however, is it's own class of device. It is the BEST way to browse the web, IMO, manipulating the web with your fingers feels like that's the way the internet was meant. E-Mail is fun, photos are awesome (remember everyone crowding around a cellphone to look at some crummy picture you took? Well now, I can take a crummy picture with my DSLR and put it on the iPad with the camera connection kit, and still show it to people, with 90% of the portability of my cellphone! AND 90% of the functionality and screen size of my laptop!). The point is, the hype BEFORE it mostly speculated this was going to be a snow leopard device. It turned out to be an iOS device. It's still an awesome device, yes it's sort-of a big iPod, but, an iPod is too small to do some things! It is it's own class of device, and as long as people want to compare it to something else (other tablets, laptops, cellphones) they will be disappointed. Once they put it in perspective, they will buy it.
My 64GB 3G is on it's way.
-John