UPDATE:
After I missed delivery yesterday and the 2nd attempt was scheduled for the exact same time period, I went on a 2–hour long frantic calling spree. I contacted UPS, the AI crapbot said it’s not possible to change delivery to access point dropoff or waive the signature. I called customer service, and when it finally connected me to a person, they said I’d have to call Apple and have them change the delivery. I called Apple customer service, and they said that they could put in a request to drop off at an access point, but it likely wouldn’t take affect for a couple of days.
I got a notification from my front door camera today right on queue. I was in the middle of racing home, maybe 20 minutes away. I tried talking to the delivery guy through the camera, but the sound of my dogs barking at the front door kept interrupting my audio and he couldn’t understand me and said to call customer service to get a message to him on their dispatch. Customer service had 30 minutes wait time, no thanks. I got into my neighborhood and started driving around, looking down every street I passed for a glimpse of the UPS truck. I eventually saw him as I passed into town, stopped at a red light. I whipped into the parking lot of the Walgreens next to him and yelled that I was the one trying to talk to him on the camera and if there was any way I could get my package. He yelled back to follow him and turn into the Burger King parking lot down the road. I impatiently got back into the 5pm traffic and pulled in to find this beautiful human being sitting there just like he said. We got out, I signed for my package, and profusely thanked him for helping me out after the insane experience I’ve had for 2 days just trying to get this freaking package.
I finally got home and starting setting it up. My WiFi was getting like 2mbps download speeds (I have a 1GB plan) so I had to reset the router and all went well. Set up the new iPad, transferred my files, made some dinner and fed the dogs, and then it was time to get ready for bed. I’m sitting here with my new toy strapped to the MKB in bed, casually browsing this forum just to have some small experience with it on day 1.
Yes, OP, yes I did get the new M5 iPad Pro. I’m typing this using cellular because it’s the first cellular iPad I’ve ever had and because I freaking can. What an adventure already