Jeez, you want some salt for that chip on your shoulder?
Nah! I don't take salt with my Apple, kills the taste. Like fast food
Maybe it's time to find another phone/computer/accessories manufacturer and bring some happiness to your life? It's not too late.
Have you seen the other brands?
Brand loyalty to Apple doesn't mean I can't bitch about the recent turn for the worse in their products, customer service and management (outright lies), Apple Care price and deductible, and overall approach.