Ha ha ha, are you kidding?
Melbourne is the fastest growing city in Australia (and has been for 17 years).
Queensland can't work out if it should curtail mining (9% of GDP) to boost tourism (8.8% of GDP) or the other way around. One of these fluctuates with resource prices, and the other coexists nicely with the other 84% of the QLD economy. Queensland's glory days as a low-taxing state are far gone, it is now 3rd behind Vic (lol) and WA.
You might not like our government, you might not like the fact that as a state we are among the most socially progressive, but don't tell us our government isn't effective. There's a reason Victoria is the only state to put more cash into the pool to be divided up between states than it takes out since federation.