I just replaced the battery in the 2014 MBP. Was super easy.Then offer real battery replacements on all products, even old ones.
Don't buy a product if you want to whinge about replacing a battery on a 5+ year old product.
Every person on this forum buys products knowing they cannot be recycled or will likely eventually end in landfill. Don’t be hypocrites. Rate them against competition if you want to feel all judgy on this if you want, but don't be a hypocrite. Pathetic.