A while ago, in the Oval office:
Don: Tim, I want to talk to you about all the buzz you make about the environment, social responsibility, diversity issues that seem to drive your agenda.
Tim: Sure Don. These are the things that drive me.
Don: Guess so. But it gets overwhelming and beyond your responsibilities. It almost ruined my campaign. I could hardly draw attention during my speeches with all your buzz from Cupertino in the background.
Tim: Sorry Don. But we have our own agenda's and time-schedules in California. It is the most productive and energetive state in the...
Don: Please, spare me your platitudes. I'd appreciate if you restrict yourself to your own business and leave the bigger social and environmental picture to professionals like me.
Tim: But Hillary....
Don: There is no butt, Tim. And no Hillary anymore. There is just lots of shortcomings in your company that you fail to address. There is a lack of innovation, a single mindedness about iPlay-stuff whereas the CPU business, the source of everything you ever created, is left orphan. Effectively, you have become a Samsung refiler. You seem to have betrayed your company founder, Mr S. Jobs.
Tim: Well, we just create more jobs. We are the biggest and most...
Don: Sure you do. But what did WE benefit from that in the US ?
You employ people in 546 other nations, where you seem merely interested in the best tax deals than those people. You say you care about welfare. WHAT welfare ? People aren't even allowed to have lunch at some places. If they earn enough to eat at all. You say it saves cost and benefits the planet if people stop to eat.
But what's in it for us - and when I say US, I mean THE US.
I am the president of a 1000 times more people than you will ever employ..
Tim: OK, but the guys from Intel haven't...
Don: Spare my your butt talk, Tim. Go to work, stop whining and make sure that you make the best CPU in the world. Within weeks, I mean.
Tim: OK, Don. Thanks for seeing me.
Tim, (a week later): Oh man, I had such a fruitful conversation with Don...