I think I'm going to print this off and super glue it to my annoying friends desk at work.
And then super glue a piece of strong glass over the top of that.
And then write "shut up about your freaking galaxy S3. No one cares." on top of the glass with a black sharpie.
And then laugh...
Because I can.
Because I'm his boss.
More power to you! I came across this somewhere online. I like it better than the original