Good, I'm happy for me too, I don't have to sweat this whole "super widespread battery issue".
2) This is highly debatable.
Highly debatable what ? What other option would you propose ? It's obviously not a mass defect with iPhone 4S since quite a few users don't have the issue.
So that leaves either options I posted :
- Your particular unit is defective
- A software configuration issue is causing it. Not everyone runs the same combination of apps/configurations so it's not showing up for everyone.
3) Sounds like sheer speculation.
And it isn't speculation to claim the opposite because you happen to agree with the camp that does ?

Flawless logic right there.
No, it's not speculation, it's my anecdotal evidence. And it's as valid as your anecdotal evidence.
The fact is, Apple quality has always been like this since I've started using their products.
1) 2008 MacBook. After 3 months, main fan bearing went out and the computer made this god awful noise when the fan spun up.
2) 2009 24" LED ACD. 4 replacements with various issue (dust under the glass obscuring clusters of pixels, backlight detachment around the edges, various clusters of dead pixels). Finally got my money back and gave up on it.
3) 2009 iPhone 3GS. Mute switch went out after a few months. Genius said "yeah, see this all the time".
4) 2010 MacBook Air. Backlight detached again, showing a bright white spot on pale backgrounds. Had the whole display assembly replaced.
The fact is, everyone has tons of these anecdotes with Apple products. Apple quality isn't "tanking", it's frankly just the same its always been. People just get their panties in a knot more over these iPhone issues because Apple sells 4,000,000 units of 1 model in 5 days instead of 200,000 per quarter per model. So these issues tend to hit more people.
4) Been there, done that, I'm on replacement #2.
Lends credibility to this being a software issue then doesn't it ?

So if it's a software issue, and it's not happening to everyone even though we're all running the same software, seems like it's caused by a certain combination of factors doesn't it ? Kinda brings us back to point 2 where you said this was "highly debatable" ...
Go ahead, debate then.
Apparently you may not have read the latest from Apple as posted on the front page of this site. There's a wealth of news there.
Apparently you didn't even read my post. Where did you get it in your head that I was saying there wasn't any issue at all ? I'm just saying this isn't an "iPhone 4S issue!" like the Antenna thing was an iPhone 4 issue. This is obviously something that affects certain users under certain conditions only. Apple just haven't been able to quite eliminate all the quinks yet.
And seeing how 3GS and 4 owners are also reporting the same issue, I don't even know why some people insist on this being an "iPhone 4S" issue and that Apple "quality is tanking".