2011: Bootcamp.
2012: 3rd party apps distributed outside of Mac App Store
2013:
"Since objective-C is such a great language, we have decided that any applications not written in objective-C utilizing Cocoa in the Xcode IDE cannot be installed in the next OS X version."
2014:
"From now on, whenever somebody purchases Apple Hardware, they'll be required to pay a monthly rental fee for OS X. All their purchases are virtual and controlled by Apple. This enables people to be really creative in choosing which of the pre-approved applications they would like to buy today. And it makes for such a clean, comfy and family-friendly environment."
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For many here the above may sound like fiction - but I wouldn't be surprised if the above quoted things actually happened - just may be it will take a little longer.
I am not certain about the Jobs death though - I am sure there is a plan in place to replace all of his ailing body parts - they started with the liver already
May be there even is a plan in place to manufacture tiny replicas of him that will be shipped with all things Apple sells - to police on you...