Spin it man, Spin it! Why don't we simply pass a law that everyone MUST buy one... or maybe two since we all have 2 arms? Maybe we could get a Constitutional amendment to force everyone to buy the watch? Why don't we threaten the rest of the world with our full military power (including Nukes) to buy the watch or else?
We all have a spare kidney we could sell. Even a homeless person could sell a kidney and support the Apple. Sell 'em and buy the d*mn watch.
Why make that house or rent payment when being just one month late but getting the watch doesn't really mean eviction.
Why feed your family? They are fat anyway. They could make it a few weeks without food so you can buy this watch.
Apple desperately needs our support. You jerks that are not lining up now are disloyal nuts and I'm ashamed to share a virtual space with you.
And don't even think about trade-ins or resells. It should be a privilege to own one of these forever... and never forget it.
All hail the Apple!