Apple Event: Full Transcript of iPhone 12 and HomePod Mini Announcements

[JPack]

We don’t want mmWave.

 

[Scott6666]

I remember the day when Att was the initial Apple carrier. Must hurt to have Verizon out there.

 

[Donga120]

4.0gbps for watching an apple event in 1080p lol

 

[Eriden]

Yeah, Tim. 5G is the next Quantum Leap in technology that begins a new era of iPhone. ROFL. Sorry bud, but your reality distortion field is a pale imitation of the one Steve was capable of creating.

 

[Duncan-UK]

Does anyone think Mr Verizon has ever worn jeans and a t shirt before? He looks very uncomfortable

 

[Reason077]

Hans Vestberg sounds exactly like Dr Nick Riviera from The Simpsons!

 

[Wowereit]

Why is there an Verizon ad in my Apple keynote?

 

[Maconplasma]

These presenters really need to dress their age.

A polo shirt, jeans and sneakers is not meant only for kids. SMH

 

[MistrSynistr]

This is amazing, like 5G is a given now for every phone coming this year and next and they're presenting like they landed on the moon.

 

[drinkingtea]

Lmaooo, that social distancing between Tim and the Verizon CEO. 😂

 

[Useless Touchbar]

Carrier CEO? Just why?

 

[Zeroshiftfactor]

This guy sounds like Dr. Nick from the Simpsons.

 

[alexandr]

Haha yep.

This is the biggest thing for this iPhone. Probably best to turn off for now

it's not like it's really a feature... like maybe bringing 3d touch back...

 

[Oblivious.Robot]

Wait what happened? I got kicked out off the stream?!

 

[Psychicbob]

Untuck your tee shirt, mate

 

[phr0z3n]

5G just got real. It was fake news before now!

 

[TheYayAreaLiving 🎗️]

he keeps saying 5 Yeeeeee

 

[jbachandouris]

I have AT&T, so I don't care.

 

[Hustler1337]

They are promoting 5G like they created it lol.

Classic Apple spiel.

 

[itsmilo]

His accent terrifies me.

his accent is pretty thick for being Swedish

 

[MrGimper]

Is someone on here the designated waker-upper to wake the rest of us up after this 5G waffle sales pitch.

 

[dynAdZ]

Who wants to listen to a carrier CEO hyping 5G?

You must listen, because that guy talks so loud it‘s impossible not to.

 

[macworksgreat]

5 Yeeee?

The next version

 

[Tonewheel]

A polo shirt, jeans and sneakers is not meant only for kids. SMH

Mr. Pump You Up looks extremely uncomfortable.

 

[Reason077]

Why show the empty auditorium? It just looks lonely and sad