Apple Event: Full Transcript of iPhone 12 and HomePod Mini Announcements

[bobdobalina]

Take a shot every time he says 5G. lol.

Can't be done.

 

[Rogifan]

So I wonder how Verizon get the stage time over AT&T or T-Mobile.

 

[Scott6666]

We are here... To PUMP YOU UP.

yes Hans? Yes Franz!

 

[Attirex]

5G mobility! Pandemic is over!

 

[4jasontv]

7 camera angles isn't the stadium experience. I want $17 beer and a single low orbit view.

 

[yaxomoxay]

His accent terrifies me.

As someone with a strong accent... it makes interactions with Siri VERY interesting.

 

[bpeeps]

Untuck your tee shirt, mate

He's not wearing a t-shirt... and the polo he is wearing isn't tucked in.

 

[alexandr]

epic games????

 

[Kobayagi]

It 5G really needed guys? I mean, is 4G really that slow? I'm never like, ''Man, i wish this site would load faster.'' or ''Man, youtube needs to buffer so much.'' I know progress and innovation is good etc. but having 5G that big of a selling point...?

 

[Johnny907]

Lars says "IT HAS ALL THE 5G!!!"

 

[azentropy]

5G - so you can reach your data cap faster!

 

[Psychicbob]

Where is Chicorgo?

 

[*nix-fiend]

would be funny if verizon guy took off like a rocket after his bit

 

[Tonewheel]

Ah, now I live in "Chicoogoo".

 

[WiseAJ]

iPhone Event. Brought to you by Verizon 5G.

 

[redbeard331]

5G, something that 95% of people won’t be able to even use, and when they, it’ll be slightly faster than 4G LTE, maybe. For that crap Apple skipped out on real features 100% of people could actually use.

 

[lilj4425]

He almost sounds like Arnold...almost. I’m
here to pump you up and terminate you.

 

[duaneu]

Hans Vestberg sounds exactly like Dr Nick Riviera from The Simpsons!

Sounds more like Hans and Franz to me.

 

[DevNull0]

So does anyone care about 200Mbps speed when you get 5-20 gig /month?

I have never once found 4G slow just because of data caps meaning I don't use it for anything big.

 

[fumi2014]

Tim Cook: "We know millions of you have lost your jobs, your homes and maybe you're worried about finances but it's still time for a 5G iPhone." #techbubble

 

[Useless Touchbar]

The way he pronounced Chicago...

 

[M5RahuL]

::: need some Monster ::: .... and Vodka.. about now!

 

[TheYayAreaLiving 🎗️]

a what??????

 

[Tonewheel]

I think this dude is headed for a SNL skit.

 

[Coconut Bean]

7 camera angles isn't the stadium experience. I want $17 beer and a single low orbit view.

Hahaha go to the stadium to watch the game on your phone. Revolutionary!!