Apple Event: Full Transcript of iPhone 12 and HomePod Mini Announcements

[Bazooka-joe]

Is this event a plug for Apple equipment or for VZ?

 

[Caviar_X]

Thank god I have Verizon. Could 5G be a VZ exclusive???

 

[alexandr]

why am i watching verizon?..

 

[testcard]

Lots of brand-new white trainers/sneakers on show tonight.

 

[Chompineer]

As a Canadian who lives in the middle of nowhere, I won't be seeing 5G for years.

 

[M5RahuL]

'5G just gauth ree.. "

AT&T - ' We goth sixth gee '

 

[TheYayAreaLiving 🎗️]

5 yeee just got reel.

 

[iOS Geek]

Hopefully this iPhone has something else going for it. 5g isn't really a selling point for me...

 

[naturalstar]

Where is Chicorgo?

It's apparently where I live now. Who knew?

 

[drinkingtea]

These “jokes” about his accent... keep it.

 

[alexandr]

look at the notch on that!

 

[4jasontv]

Someone tell Michael Bay to tone it down.

 

[naturalstar]

OOOMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!

That Navy Blue!!!! AAAAAhhhhhh!!!!

 

[NayborAxi]

5 yee just got reeel ?

 

[Quixotic3]

What is with the talking with hands... it is almost like they all took a class how to look really uncomfortable while over emoting with your hands.

 

[Reason077]

iPhone 12? More like the "iPhone 5 max"!

 

[dannyyankou]

Cayenne

 

[psxp]

whats with the hand clasping Tim Apple? Keeps doing the peace hands .. more annoying than the 5G drivel!

 

[MartyvH]

Here we go first model

 

[Johnny907]

Is that red or Coral, because it looks like the previous Coral. Then again Apple has been humping the pastel pallet for about a decade now.

 

[Tonewheel]

I've seen that phone before...

 

[harriska2]

The small 12 please. At $400 would be nice.

 

[DevNull0]

I'm skeptical about how good HomePod Mini can possibly sound.

Seriously? Only Apple has the courage and magic to redefine physics.

 

[bigcat]

do we all switch to VZW?

 

[Duncan-UK]

These “jokes” about his accent... keep it.

As Alan Partridge once said “I’m sorry. That was just a noise...”