I agree there's no need for the verbal violence. I hope you find something you like, too.
I'd be curious, if you end up buying a Windows machine, how you feel about the choice a ways down the road.
After living in Mac world, I wonder if you'll ultimately find the many options to be more helpful or more of a hindrance on balance. My experience with Windows over the years has been that you're forced to either put up with things not working right, or having to get under the hood to make fairly technical adjustments to hardware and/or software to work around the problems that crop up. I also have found Windows to be far more prone to accumulating bloatware as time rolls on. Maybe your experience will be different.
That's the deal: I just don't know at this point. But that is kind of exciting too.
I remember when I switched to the Mac (in the 90s), I was initially frustrated and annoyed with it.
Everything was different, muscle-memory was non-existent, things were not where I expected them to be.
However, Windows had p***d me off so much that I kept going, and discovered the security, stability, and beauty of Mac hardware
and software.
Fast-forward to today, and I'm looking over the fence going: "Wow. WOW. I want that."
All the things that
brought me to the Mac (or kept me there) are either gone, or to parity with PCs:
-The look of the OS. Nowhere near as universally elegant as pre-Yosemite. I like the glass transparency stuff, but the pastel, pink-heavy color scheme is too feminine for my taste. Windows 10 is more "masculine" in my eyes
-The well-thought-out hardware upgradeability, expandability, and flexibility. Apple just kept removing and removing features I loved. With MagSafe's loss, the camel's back broke.
-Hardware aesthetics. Macs are still beautiful, but the competition has recently learned from, and caught up with Apple, in my opinion. Surface Studio, high-end 2-in-ones, and Razer machines now catch my eye harder than
any Mac (never thought I'd say that) or iOS device
-Mac-centric focus. Apple's current focus on iOS is too severe for me, given how limited and restricted it is, and I tasted Android hw/sw and liked it. A lot.
-Customer-centric focus. This is a big one. Apple used to consider
the user when designing the hardware and software. But when I can't even reinstall the OS my mobile device
came with, we have a problem. I hated iOS 7, but by the time I got around trying all of its features and attempting to revert, it was too late. Not cool. So I went Android. That's when I
started paying attention to how much control (among other things) I have to
give up to stay with them.
-Microsoft finally got multiple desktops. I can swipe between them like I can on a Mac. Big, big deal for me. Plus, Linux has also come a looong way.
So now, I'm back to where I was in the 90's. Not happy with the company I'm with, eyeballing the competition, and a much wiser and knowledgeable user (to solve issues myself, etc).
Thus, I'm willing to give MSoft and OEMs a try see what happens.