I spend more time reading these threads than I do posting. MacRumors is actually the first forum that I've ever joined. Guess my newbie title is fitting. With that said anyone have the does and the don'ts to forum etiquette. I've never followed blogs either. MacRumors and a few YouTube "vlogs" are my first. All tips are welcome!
When you're going to bash Apple, make sure you start with, "I am a super Apple fanboy and I have everything they've ever made, but ..."
List tons of Apple products in your signature (I see you've already done this, lol), this goes hand in hand with line above
Somehow work Samsung into the response for any article posted (you can be for or against, it doesn't matter, as long as you enflame a good argument)
Whenever an article covering a new feature on the iPhone is published, respond that it was copied from Android and how you wish Apple was still innovative
When responding to someone who has indicated that Android or Windows has copied something from Apple, make sure to mention that Apple stole the whole idea of the GUI and mouse from Xerox (or better yet, they've stolen everything they've ever done) so it's only justified that others would steal from them
Describe in intimate detail from your vast experience running a multi-billion dollar company why Tim Cook running Apple spells doom
Whenever a new Apple patent is published, make sure to mention that someone else has already done it and there's no way Apple's method is novel
Demand a Mac Mini refresh! (last year, this would have been Mac Pro)
Demand an App Store for the AppleTV!
Make "bend" references in response to any Apple story posted