And you know this will eventually coming.
Class action is for the following:
1. experienced reduced functionality of their iPhones as a result of the updates to iOS, essentially forcing consumers to render their iPhones obsolete.
2. Plaintiff and Class members' iPhones' Bluetooth and Wi-Fi connections became "grayed out" and unusable
Class action is suing Apple for:
Defendant's misrepresentations concerning: (i) the iPhones' ability to download and run iOS 7 effectively; (ii) Bluetooth and Wi-Fi connection capabilities; and (iii) the ability to upgrade to new iOS software and run new applications and features, are misleading, false, and reasonably likely to deceive and have deceived Plaintiff and members of the putative Class.
Given your clear command of legalese, it is apparent you have a high powered lawyer involved in this class action suit. My suggestion is that you avoid wasting time by trolling in this forum, and actually make the attempt to proceed with your legal action.
I'm sure, that if by some miracle you actually succeed in not getting the case thrown out, that I and many others will be quite delighted with the $5 iTunes gift cards that the class will ultimately receive in the mail as recompense for the alleged harm caused.