You're pretty confident in making such an ad hominem statement for someone who couldn't pick me out of a lineup . . .
I would give you LONG odds that I know the target market better than you do, and unlike you I don't underestimate that market. The market you're talking about is buying a cheap HP package at Walmart or Target.
This machine is a travesty for the price, offering less performance than a base Mac Mini from 2012 for double the money. It's barely more capable than a Macbook Pro from . . . wait for it . . . Mid-2010.
If this had been priced at $799 I'd agree it would sell well. But being on the wrong side of $1000, many people will stop to realize that the next one up offers twice the storage, is something like 3 times as fast, and is thus likely to be usable for a far longer period of time.
And $799 is what I'd expect it to be offered to educational institutions and the like in bulk.