Dude! Is Microsoft that much of a dog whistle for you?

Seems a bit...
wait for it... unhinged.
You're ranting about a clever play on words:
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You did it wrong: Some people's purchasing decisions hinge on things like this. A quality defect might tilt them towards Microsoft, who is falling over to get more sales of the Surface Studio. Hopefully Apple will lean back and look at their direction from a different angle, realizing that their profits today is only being propped up by the iPhone." @konquerror nicely done sir, nicely done.