Awesome! Please resist taking the phone apart...
Had to look up coplanar launch

. I couldn't tell from the teardowns where the feed point even is. I was wondering if a thin film would improve the situation. I suspect the dielectric is not adequate. Sounds like you could try it. I'm sorry, you did say you were busy.
Would be a great time to have access to the stuff in the labs at Apple. Unfortunately, I didn't focus on radiators (staying away from plurals).
AWR is pretty good; used it at Besser. I only have Ansoft SV because the price is right. But, I just may try to model it.