Kirk: Spock what are you doing?
Spock: I am analysing the atmospheric contents of the Alpha Quadrant.
Kirk: No, I mean what are you doing with that thing in your hand?
Spock: This is my Tri-corder Captain, as I said I am ana...
Kirk: No, Spock no, I have been studying MacRumors Forums from 2011, and they tell me that we don't have computers.
Spock: With the greatest respect Captain, this technology is far beyond anything available at that time.
Kirk: That is irrelevant Spock. It is not a computer. We need computers
Spock: Captain, are you seriously trying to suggest that 'computers' can only be those big, ugly, beige, boxes that sat gathering dust under desks?
Kirk: That's precisely it Spock, hopefully with 'Dell' stamped on the side.
Spock: Dell went bust in 2014 Captain and were acquired by Apple.
Kirk: Apple? I knew it! They started the move away from ugly beige boxes. MacRumors informed me that their devices are simply Chocolate Rice Krispies riding Vespa's, ...or something..
Spock: Doctor MaCoy please come to the bridge the Captain seems to be losing grip on reality.
Kirk: They're not computers!!!!