Poor Jony, he must reek after wearing the same T-shirt for 10 years and being locked inside a white room where they have him say random adjectives they can edit together to promote any product they want.
"It's magicifantly amazilicious."
"Cut, print, next."
"The exquisite chromesticity of the diamond polished chamfered anodized aluminium unibody edge provides a perpendicularly pontificant and lush contrast to the rugged aesthetic of the silky crispness of the hammered bezel that appears to float in mid air"
"Cut, print, next."
"And to think that something so thin and so light could be lighter than something so thin..."
"Cut, print, next."
"You want to lick it with your penis."
"Cut, print, next."
"AluminIum".
"Cut, print."