Another comment;
I'm an idiot? Just look at your screename.
Anyway, there's the new i5 and i7 processors that Apple needs to put into all of their computers if Apple wants to content at all in this field anymore. Some computers have bigger hard drives and more memory too.
The world is littered with the fallout of companies who have played the 'how big is your Johnson' game! My report would be, forget how big it is, what do you do with it? That's what counts!
Apple have consistently built on value and added to it piece by piece throughout their history... Just because you have an i5 it i7 processor (which will come) doesn't count for what you do that extra CPU bang! If your cpu cycles are generating heat in wasted security measures, and the HD is consumed by bloated operating systems and inefficient file handling, then please choose Microsoft..
The MacBook Pro I am using blows my colleagues laptops away, in pretty well all respects. On paper the CPU might be slower, but it delvers optimised performance, both in power and in battery life.... I haven't met a PC laptop that meets the battery performances stated in specs, this macbook pro does, and gives more!
I do think it is a little odd that iPad and iPhone's are based on ancient RISC CPU technology, but I have to admit what they do with it is awesome! Wait till they go multi-core! (which will happen, maybe not this year).
The Apple iPhone is a success because rather that computer on cameras mega (pixies), they provide solid camera and apps. They have built a business model which is the envy on the major phone producers... Apple's boldness has been built on quality not quality and it is paying off... Don't you think....
Many other phones seem to offer more, but they don'y work quite so well and don't live up to the promise of the spec... I can think on Sony Erricson, which quibble about mp4 (now which mp4 is that?). Batteries that flatten in minutes one 'special features' are invoked!
The Jonathan Ives risky redesign of the desktop computer, mp3 players, laptops, iphones and now iPad ... will leave the rest shaking their heads on disbelief!
But Apple have always provided cutting edge design, built on a solid platform.... If that means 'Toy' to you. then fine I'll play-away!