it's not funny, we now are being forced to pay a carrier for something we could do ourselves. Not everyone is willing to be forced to pay 40-50 bucks for literally nothing. get over yourself.
You are not being forced to do anything. You have a current phone that is working as the day you bought it. They are not enforcing any restrictions to it.
No one is forcing you to buy the new iPhone. You can buy any other phone in the market with a SIM slot to not get charged. Snap back to reality.