Tim Cook is great! look at that budget, impossible to squeeze in 32GB RAM chips on "pro" laptops, a legacy port, a decent mag-safe/keyboard, a high-end GPU, let alone displays, routers or respectable computer upgrades.
The consumer proudly wasting it's life time in pursuit of overpriced disposable products, every generation, no matter how much smoke they blow, they'll be there praising Cook for their overpriced half-baked new item, as if working hard to increase obscene profit margins was worth some good to the world, maybe a PR letter to the LGBT community afterwards should do it, as if they could collect them all and showcase them in their graves.. wait, I could totally see Apple making graves in the future, imagine that? parts could be in the book as well (not human!), instead of reading the bible at the wake, they would pass a few apple book pages skipping the mac section of course, we wouldn't want more incidents with the already "sad" participants in companion of the dead (imagine "bedtime" feature turning on inside of the grave, would be kind of redundant).
Thanks Tim, keep up the great profit. Thanks day 1 buyers, for your contribution to a higher standard.