Apple Responds to Video Testing Crash Detection Feature With Junkyard Vehicles

[NY Guitarist]

Hey there! Another it-wrong joke! Awesome.

Hey there! Another comment about it-wrong joke! Awesome.

 

[Kabeyun]

Hey there! Another comment about it-wrong joke! Awesome.

As long as they keep them going I’ll keep calling them out!

 

[adrianlondon]

Many of you are going the wrong way with this. Aeroplane crash detection? Nuclear explosion detection? Meteor strike detection? No. Let's go smaller.

It could sense the particular vibrations of, say, a fart.

"Sending 💩 emoji to your partner. Swipe to cancel".

 

[adrianlondon]

Hey there! Another comment about it-wrong joke! Awesome.

This thread suffers from it-wrong-gate.

"You're telling it wrong".

 

[nickdalzell1]

I'll be seriously concerned if the alert ultimately becomes something like:

"COVID-19 detected in proximity to your location. Please report to the nearest re-vaccination clinic"

Which ends up being a gas chamber.

 

[NY Guitarist]

As long as they keep them going I’ll keep calling them out!

Same coin, different side.

But does it make Safari feel 'snappier'?

 

[frownface]

well crash detection looked good on paper anyway.
So crash detection is as reliable as the waterproofing of an iPhone. Makes sense. Same company.

Only if you crash as per crashing guidelines.

 

[Kabeyun]

Same coin, different side.

But does it make Safari feel 'snappier'?

You’re snappiering it wrong.