Tim Cook -
Opening: Welcome.... thank you... amazing... extraordinary... unbelievable... incredible...Let's take a look at our stats.... iPhone sales, comparing with previous years, video showing people buying iPhone 5c...Apple Store... Download numbers, iOS 7, installed on more than 70% of devices, comparing with Android etc. etc.
The Mac: Sales, Satisfaction award, quotes, how are they the best, blah blah blah.. pass to Phil Schiller
Phil Schiller:
Introducing new MacBook Pro with Retina Display
Mac Pro
Mention the update to the Mac mini
iPad mini - stats, video about how things changed by the iPad mini, how satisfied customers are, etc etc etc, retina display (?)
The big iPad - thinner, lighter, less bezel etc. etc.
Craig Federighi:
OS X Mavericks - re demo everything
Mac / iOS iLife / iWork update?
Tim Cook:
Thank you, Apple's principle, how incredible everything is, have a nice day, bye.