Maybe the Apple gang wanted to go to Fat Tuesday instead, and they delayed the "special event" for a week.
You must have missed it. Apple just released the latest iPod. I didn't even see this one coming.
It's the iPod Retro
It has all the features of the regular iPod Video. But, it boasts a much larger case that's reminiscent of the old cassette playing Walkman radios. It has a belt clip to snap onto your belt, and comes in Retro Black, Red, and Lime.
Thanks to it's larger size, it features a 6.5-inch wide-screen. This enables the playback of unbelievable videos.
It's absolutely amazing.
And, as an added bonus, it has a huge capacity. Unprecedented in any MP3 player. Thanks to it's larger size, it can take a full-sized 3.5-inch desktop hard drive. That's right, it has a 750 GB storage capacity. The ultimate in MP3 players, this one will hold your entire library, your neighbors library, and even all your friends libraries. And, it would still have room for every video that Apple has released to date in the iTunes Store.
So, go grab yours now. Get it today. Tomorrow it will be out of style.