Have you ever worked in an office? Honest question.
You don’t think it’s even possible that Apple workers, knowing company history, external news about vaccine #s and local restrictions, combined with internal whispers/scuttlebutt/leaks/hints of lifting of the at-home policy led workers to start forming/articulating these thoughts and organizing a little even before the announcement, and then, when it hit…they knew they had to act quickly with their response and accelerate their timeline?
Your very premise that there is no way this could already have been percolating amongst workers…and that the entire concept literally from inception to letter came together in two day, ONLY AFTER Cook’s announcement…is a WILD stretch.
C’mon…use your head.
I can only see someone drawing this conclusion seriously if—going in—they were not willing to give the workers even a micron of credit. It’s obvious that’s the pre-conceived notion you filter this entire story and every piece of evidence we do have through...but your insistence on mapping those personal feelings and speculations 1:1 to reality...as if your conclusions are iron clad?
To use your word...comical.
“Use my head”?
Physician, heal thyself.
Tim Cook made the announcement on June 2 for a September return to the office. There was no urgency here, but the whiny employees ran to the media only two days later. The whole thing is a bad-faith, public shakedown attempt.