Sadly, I do. But i don't have to like it and I don't have to put up with it without a fight.
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If thats what you want, then buy a MacBook or MacBook Air. What you describe is not a pro laptop. The problem is that some of us do more than tweet, email, and edit the occasional spreadsheet with our computers, you know things like on-site video or audio editing, on-site data analysis, data visualization, etc., all things that don't work well in the cloud and require more processing power that the standard MacBook or MacBook Air, but that needs to be portable because we work in clients offices. In addition, Pros hot key everything anyway, there is no need for assignable function keys. Maybe they will be useful, but probably they'll be so complicated for the next 3 years that it won't be worth it. So I would not, not buy one that had a touch strip, but its not needed for Pro needs.
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Not if you look at the performance itself instead of release date. You don't consider a car new if they just slap some paint on it, which is all Apple did with the last few releases. The 2011 Macbook Pro is the last pro laptop. After that all the new machines were performance or screen size crippled. Sure they have SSDs, but they don't have more memory, or faster memory, or noticeable faster CPUs or GPUs, or any new technology. They have limited ports, funky keyboards, etc. So no its not a lie, unless your a fanboy, that believes Apple can do no wrong.