Point? No point. Idea? Probably.
What exactly is the point of this...?
I agreed with you and started wondering what use an object of that (presumable) shape and size might be capable of doing -- and how it would do so.
--If it's wafer-like thin, is the back indented within a raised border? Are there buttons within the indentation that at least two fingers can reach while the thumbs are pressing on the visible side? Is there a side lock key so the buttons are not depressed unintentionally?
-- Or is the face touch-sensitive? Can it work like a drawing/note-taking surface? Can it download books and be read like a Kindle, but in color and certainly with better fonts? Game-playing, with rear buttons or touch contols?
-- Whoopee-cushion expandable? Never mind.
-- Browsing functions? Photo storage? With iTunes? (Download texts, videos, movies, streaming TV'd events, news in the making, recording live events?)
-- Keyboard port. Printer port. Firewire. USB. Of course, battery and external power port. Forgot what I was about to say next.
...Wife interrupted.... A device with almost universa uses, open to apps.
-- Makes Apple lots more money.