Let's play, "Count the 'original' Apple updates"! Here's how to play: You simply watch the video, and count as many Apple "original ideas" that Android has already released months/years before this, and post them in the comment section!
#1 Preview of currently running apps with the app icon AND screenshots of the apps (Android already did it).
#2 The ability to swipe away currently running apps (Android already did it).
#3 Notifications in the lock screen (Android already did it).
#4 Bigger, yet thinner text to look more sleek (Android already did it).
#5 A control center for things like wifi,bluetooth, ect, all with the drag of a finger (Android already did it).
#6 Full-screen web browsing...even though iOS 7 doesn't even let you use literally the whole screen (Android already did it...and you can use the ENTIRE full-screen).
#7 A slide to unlock screen that doesn't actually show a bar to slide, but is invisible in order to look sleeker (Android already did it).
#8 Transparent screens. (Android already did it with the options of using apps that change the launcher...something that Apple still won't allow).
#9 Automatic Updates (Android already did it...YEARS ago).
#10 Photo date tagging (Android already did it).
#11 Automatically organizing photos based on date taken (Android already did it).
#12 Air Drop...Really? Bluetooth does the same thing without using up your data plan. (Bluetooth already did it).
#13 The ability to see web browser bookmarks in screenshot form (Android already did it).
#14 The ability to swipe through different internet tabs (Android already did it).
#15 iTunes Radio...Pandora did this ages ago. (Android already did it with Google Music All Access...AND you can listen to any full song you want (combination of Pandora and Spotify))
If this was a drinking game, we'd all be passed out by now lol
LOL, you sound like you would use any reason to get drunk.
Here is my response to your list.
#1 Pretty sure Palm Pre did this first and jailbreak iPhones has this before Android did.
#2 Again, WebOS, jailbroken phones
#3 WebOS? Jailbroken phones as well
#4 I would argue that Windows phone did it first.
#5 SbSettings?
#6 What? Safari had full screen in iOS6. And both phones has chrome that does it as well.
#7 Okay this is getting ridiculous...
#8 So did Android did it? Or some guys who wrote launchers did it? Jailbreaking also allows you to have similar effects.
#9 Years ago as in less than 1.5 ago right? When iOS 5 was released?
#10 ...but iPhoto on mac already did it? What?
#11 ^
#12 Whaaat? Airdrop uses bluetooth and Wifi...I think you are already drunk by this point
#13 That I didn't know it does! Kudos! My first shot.
#14 ... Palm Pre?
#15 All of these exist on both OS.....
So um... yea

Still sober