What do you even mean by that? It also shows total ignorance on my background....

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So basically it's a £300 upgrade to make Apple Pay (which is pretty clunky at the best of time), work on an old iPhone?
I've tried and tested Apple Pay. While it's certainly developing and continuing to evolve, it's just not ready yet. Plus most places simply don't accept it.
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There's nothing wrong with toys. I also have plenty. I'm guilty of buying too many at times and if the Apple Watch brings you enjoyment, go for it. I've paid £350 for a Garmin Edge GPS for my road bike which some would say is insane. And in reality it is. My colleague will quite happily spunk £500 on a belt by Hermes because it makes him happy. Good for him I say.
But my point is this is nothing revolutionary. It's a toy. Perfect for some and not for others. My opinion is the Apple Watch simply isn't ready for the majority of consumers. It doesn't offer anything unique. It's just an extension of the iPhone on my wrist and I don't think it's really that attractive. (This is very personal I agree).
I still think it's pretty useless but I'll have fun playing around with it for 5-10 minutes once my colleague receives his.
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Most reviews come from techie groups and self-confessed geeks. In reality, I've yet to read a review or article from a fashion house proclaiming the Apple Watch.
I'm all ears...
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I believe it's 27 now, but elaborate on what you're trying to say...
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No. Microsoft did. I didn't!