I'm amazed the charging port caused more controversy than the atrocious ergonomics
Sonnets from the USB Implementors Forum 43
How do I connect? Let me count the ports.
I love ports with their depth and width and height
My soul can reach, when feeling them out of sight
For the ends of being in an ideal place.
I love ports to the level of every day’s
Most quiet need, by cable or bluetooth-light.
I love ports freely, as men strive for right;
I love ports purely, as they turn from Apple's praise.
I love ports with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and my dear childhood’s ports.
I love ports with a love Apple seems to lose
With my lost cables. I love ports with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God connects,
I shall but love ports better after death.
-USBeth Barret Browning
Some of the Macrumour's commenters would even exchange a kingdom for an extra USB-A port.