Dear God, Buddha, Satan, Gaea - Earth-Mother, Kate Bush, Tinkerbell, Wonderful Wizard of Oz, anyone who is actually listening.
I am trying very hard to maintain a positive attitude, and have faith that regardless of AT&T's f-d up systems, that I will receive my new iPhone to-morrow.
As you in your infinite wisdom know, I am not an optimist by nature, being much more of a "glass half empty - if not smashed on the floor" type of guy, but I have tried so hard, and got up so early to place my order.
If you could see your way to making sure that I receive my iPhone to-morrow, I would be eternally grateful.