I'll explain.
"Kim Kardashian is bad, because she got famous from a sex tape, so she's a porn star, and porn stars are bad, except when I watch porn because that's different but still, that's besides the point. As I was saying, Kim Kardashian is an idiot and offers nothing to humanity at all (unlike me!), and yes she's a billionaire, and yes she's created a ton of successful business endeavors, but I still know better than her, even though I haven't managed to achieve the same success. Moving on, these colors are gross, and don't appeal to me as a guy, so obviously they shouldn't appeal to anyone else either. I have no idea why Apple, a company who likes making money, would partner with Kim (a person who makes money) and so I have deemed this to be a horrible idea that will never bear fruit of any kind. Oh, they're sold out? Well they probably only made 100 pairs because there's no way that I could be wrong."