Billy Mays Dies

[CorvusCamenarum]

At least God can take some solice in knowing that Heaven will always be stain free and smell of oranges.

And full of little hamburgers.

 

[iShater]

And full of little hamburgers.

I had to admit, that commercial made it look so easy. Those things basically make themselves, without you having to even do anything!

 

[GorillaPaws]

If one were to use Felicific calculus to total up the amount of pleasure and pain this guy brought to the world, I can guarantee he would be in the deep red... likely to such a degree that he would rank near some of the most evil people in history. For his sake, I hope that God, Allah, Anubis or whoever makes that call is using a different moral system (namely one that treats each commercial he made as only one evil act instead of the sum of hundreds of millions of acts of severe annoyance).

 

[Unspoken Demise]

And full of little hamburgers.

Tiny stain-free orange smelling hamburgers.


NOW IM HUNGRY

 

[Mr. Giver '94]

So sad. His commercials were a tad annoying, but Pitchmen and his other personal interviews made him seem like a really nice guy. We'll miss him!

 

[gillboyswims96]

that stupid shamwow guy musta killed him!

rip billy.

 

[iphoneftw]

that stupid shamwow guy musta killed him!

rip billy.

shamwow guy is a mean guy i mean who beats up a good hooker (sarcasm) never heard of a good hooker thats an oxymoron lol
rip billy

 

[jzuena]

If one were to use Felicific calculus to total up the amount of pleasure and pain this guy brought to the world, I can guarantee he would be in the deep red... likely to such a degree that he would rank near some of the most evil people in history. For his sake, I hope that God, Allah, Anubis or whoever makes that call is using a different moral system (namely one that treats each commercial he made as only one evil act instead of the sum of hundreds of millions of acts of severe annoyance).

You seriously equate "annoying" with "evil"? He didn't hold a gun to anyone's head and make them buy whatever he was pitching. He didn't even prevent them from changing the channel.

 

[Old Muley]

Deaths come in 3s, so who's next?

David Carradine
Ed McMahon
Farrah Fawcett
Michael Jackson
Billy Mays
???

I read yesterday that Walter Cronkite is on his deathbed, my guess is he'll be next to complete the second group of 3.

Karl Malden recently shuffled off this mortal coil as well.

 

[iphoneftw]

we need a billy mays video game in memory of him

 

[MyDesktopBroke]

And a movie

 

[obeygiant]

BILLY MAYS HERE! REDEFINING CAPS LOCK!

 

[branjosef]

Now we're just left with the sham-wow guy!

 

[spaceboots06]

Wow.

I wonder if they'll keep airing the commercials.

I saw one today... He can still sell stuff just like last week!

And full of little hamburgers.

We forgot about Hercules Hooks and The Ding King...

 

[Tubink]

I would so buy that for my Macbook Pro.

 

[MTI]

Coroner's Report Indicates that Cocaine Use Contributed to Death.

 

[thegoldenmackid]

Coroner's Report Indicates that Cocaine Use Contributed to Death.

I could have sworn we have a whole thread dedicated to that...

 

[MTI]

I could have sworn we have a whole thread dedicated to that...

If so . . . how could the crack team of moderators allow it, since this thread would predate it? Perhaps a "merge" is in order, yes?

 

[Gregg2]

Maybe this was already mentioned, but I saw a commercial with him in it this week! I was shocked that they would run it after his death.

I didn't wish the guy any ill, but I always grabbed the remote when he came on and either switched channels or muted it.

 

[spaceboots06]

If so . . . how could the crack team of moderators allow it, since this thread would predate it? Perhaps a "merge" is in order, yes?

A toxicology report is different than someone's death. Sure, they seem similar, but they're two different things.

 

[dmmcintyre3]

I would so buy that for my Macbook Pro.

What MacBook Pro? That is a PowerBook! (Look at the command key. There is a diffrence)