Mine was completely serious. That is official pizza cooking instructions.Can't tell if some of these are serious or not. Some are about as obviously jokes as you can get though. lol
Maybe I'll try the microwave. I'm not a patient man.
Put up a big pot of water and let it boil for 2 and a half minutes even though it could of went longer. Then ran it under cold water before touching it and used a hair dryer on high heat to dry it. It fits MUCH better than before.