Bragging thread

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Yumunum, Jun 22, 2011.

  1. Yumunum macrumors 65816

    Yumunum

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    That's right, you know you want to rub it in everyone's face, and now's your chance. Brag about anything you want

    I got an iPad 2 with light bleed in only one small spot.
     
  2. iBlue macrumors Core

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    My husband's employer bought him his iPad2 - it has no light bleeds. :p
     
  3. StephenCampbell macrumors 65816

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    I got to meet Dimitry Medvedev yesterday because I was lured by an attractive russian woman into an underground international operation run by the KGB.
     
  4. Yumunum thread starter macrumors 65816

    Yumunum

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    I now have a cookie.

    Be jealous guys
     
  5. Sanveann macrumors 6502

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    Ditto!!

    Also, I have grown a human being from scratch in 38 weeks, with things I had around the house :)
     
  6. soco macrumors 68030

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    You had semen and fertile eggs lying around your house?

    ...freak.
     
  7. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    I'm miles better in bed than Yumunum.

    I'm sorry, but it has to be said. :eek:
     
  8. Sanveann macrumors 6502

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    Well, just the eggs. My husband was around the house, too, though :)
     
  9. mscriv macrumors 601

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    Wow Jaffa, you realize that's not really saying much, kinda like taking 2nd to last place in a race. ;)

    Congrats Sanveann on your successful conception and subsequent role as a parasitic host. It gets a lot better when the little buggars finally come out so you can hold, cuddle, and shower them with kisses. Parenthood rocks.
     
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  11. SwiftLives macrumors 65816

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    I just farted...and got away with it. (They blamed it on the woman who works next to me).
     
  12. stonyc macrumors 65816

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    Excellent...

    On July 1, I will no longer be paying for school. School will be paying for me!

    Starting my PhD... and by paying, I mean working 80+ hours a week for s fraction of what I could make in industry doing the exact same things... but getting paid, nonetheless! :)
     
  13. Sanveann macrumors 6502

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    Thanks! This is actually Parasite No. 3. No. 2 is currently roaring at the dog (who seems unimpressed), and No. 1 is at preschool, thus allowing me a MacRumours break :)
     
  14. mscriv macrumors 601

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    ^^^ Wow, being a parent to three is something to brag about in and of itself. My wife and I stopped at two so we could maintain a man to man defense. Good luck with playing zone. :D
     
  15. Yumunum thread starter macrumors 65816

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    Just noticed this, lol.
     
  16. Mac'nCheese macrumors 68030

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    I was the real kidnapper of the Lindbergh baby.
     
  17. RawBert macrumors 68000

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  18. StvenH90 macrumors regular

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    I don't have anything to brag about... I am a sad man...
     
  19. Badbaw macrumors member

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    Instead of using butter to make my eggs, I used olive oil. :cool:
     
  20. StephenCampbell macrumors 65816

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    I ate my eggs raw. :cool:
     
  21. Badbaw macrumors member

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    I wouldn't call that brag worthy, considering salmonella can kill you!
     
  22. StephenCampbell macrumors 65816

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    1 in 30,000 eggs are infected with salmonella, and these are always from large, unorganic farms. I eat only organic free range eggs from local farmers.

    And salmonella cannot kill you if you're a healthy person and you don't go to the hospital.

    In any case, if anything ever happens to me, even once, that would give me cause to rethink my choices. But for now, I do know that heated fats contain toxic byproducts that clog arteries and cause other chronic health conditions, and I have yet to experience anything negative from eating eggs and meat raw, so I will continue to do so. Eggs are much healthier raw than they are cooked.
     
  23. JLatte macrumors 6502

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    I'm genuinely curious, how do you go about eating them raw? Is it mixed with anything or do you just stab the egg and drink it?
     
  24. StephenCampbell macrumors 65816

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    I usually just crack it into a cup and drink it out of the cup. The other thing I do is put two or three yolks (discarding the white) in a cup with raw milk and honey, which is basically egg-nog, and that's delicious. The eggs on their own don't taste bad either though.
     

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