Bragging thread

[0098386]

I have housemaid's knee.

I have a jock's strap.

 

[dmr727]

I have housemaid's knee.

I'm the reason Jaffa has housemaid's knee.

 

[GFLPraxis]

Instead of using butter to make my eggs, I used olive oil.

I'm Italian.

I put olive oil in everything.

Eggs? Cook on olive oil. Salad? Olive oil dressing with lemon juice or balsamic vinegar. Bread? Dip in olive oil. Tacos? Cook the meat in olive oil.

It's darn good stuff.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

I'm the reason Jaffa has housemaid's knee.

I may have housemaid's knee, but dmr727 has the milkman's eyes.

 

[srf4real]

My lovers call me Thor.

 

[steve2112]

I have housemaid's knee.

You should give that back. Your housemaid probably misses her knee.