I started early paying into a very sensible pension plan that will allow me to live comfortably after retirement. It's one of the few things in my life I've done correctly. So I'll probably die early or something.
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Lol... sorry, the way you said that was funny. I don't think it would be funny if you actually died early. Eat raw eggs to ensure that you live long!
Oh believe me, if I did I would be quite annoyed.
I'll pass on the raw eggs, thanks.I'm awesome.
Picture or it didn't happen.
A few years ago a little folding card showed up in my mailbox that said "To: Stephen. From: The sexy girl thinking of you" on it, handwritten, along with "I know this is lame, but it's a start" on the other half of the card.
I still don't know who it is. She never followed up.
I still don't know who it is. She never followed up.
I like popcorn more than all of you. I'm the popcorn lovingest SOB to ever walk this earth. Salt and butter, bitches. Salt and butter.
^^^^Bowel movement?
I had one today. I didn't clench my ass muscles once, so it came out as one long piece.
Then I made a burger out of it.
I had one today. I didn't clench my ass muscles once, so it came out as one long piece.
Then I made a burger out of it.
I won't be going on this year's deployment..I retire from Navy early next year so no more deployments.
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I had a huge one last night. It stunk to high hell, but the best part was since I was at my parents house for dinner, I did it there and went home right after it and left them with the stench
I could've been polite and done it at my place, but I think I would've ended up ****ting myself on the drive home.
I had a huge one last night. It stunk to high hell, but the best part was since I was at my parents house for dinner, I did it there and went home right after it and left them with the stench
I could've been polite and done it at my place, but I think I would've ended up ****ting myself on the drive home.
This thread started with innocent pride and boasting, now look what's happened to it!
I run a render farm with 24 12 core Mac Pros, each with 64Gb ram and 8Tb hdd. Can you top that? I use it for Cinema 4D, Maya etc...
Each Mac Pro has 3x 30" screens.
Each Mac Pro has 3x 30" screens.
Do you? That's nice.I just type them... *rimshot*
Hardly a "rimshot"... possibly a number of emotions... meh, w/e